too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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