Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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