How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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