I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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