they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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