the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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