Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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