I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
please don't ironically join a cult
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