are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Hippo gnu deer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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