But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I don't deserve a penis
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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