can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
And then my night got REAL pukey
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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