Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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