Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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