So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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