Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Randomize
