Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
