"it" just moved
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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