So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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