Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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