my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Say something about gay babies.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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