...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Man, jail baloney is awful.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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