what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
