I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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