Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Are my feet made of real feet?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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