your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
