no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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