I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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