He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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