apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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