its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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