I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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