the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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