Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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