The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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