what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Randomize
