All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Semen is not good for contacts.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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