Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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