You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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