haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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