I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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