This girl is more easily done than said...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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