But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
