don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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