I hate your face
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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