Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Randomize
