Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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