I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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