you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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