He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
