new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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