just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
