Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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