I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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