Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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