apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
this boner is exhausting
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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