Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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