FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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