oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is wine microwaveable?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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