2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
